Joke #1 So a bunch of doctors in a convention brag about transplants and jobs: Indian doctor: We can transplant a kidney and have the patient looking for a job in 10 weeks! French surgeon: Well we got that beat, we can transplant a lung and have them looking in 8 weeks. Russian doctor: Pshh, we can do that with a heart and out in 4 weeks!! American: We surpass you all, we can put a person with no brains in the White House and in 4 years have half the country looking for jobs!